Overheard: At the Grandparents
Child: Mammy what is this?
Mum: It’s a bacon sandwich.
Child: No what is this? *Points to bacon*.
Mum: It’s bacon.
Child: Mammy who made it?
Mum: Granny made your sandwich.
Child: No Mammy who made the bacon?
Mum: A piggy.
Child: Mammy who made the piggy?
Mum: Another piggy.
Child: But who made that piggy?
Mum: Piggies make baby piggies, who make other piggies and then we eat them.
*DEAFENING silence as we all wait to see where this is going to go next.*
Child: Oh. *Eats sandwich*.
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