WHAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
I have NO idea, but it scares
the bejaysus out of me me a little.
Are the government spying on me? Have I randomly written some tenacious phrase that has sent alarm bells ringing in GCHQ? Am I now one of MI5’s most watched?
WHAT DOES IT MEAN?
On reflection, I am pretty sure it is none of the above and actually down to some nerdy computer-speak that I am thus-far unaware of.
However, some people have come across this blog via the most random of search terms.
Here are some of
my favourites the weirdest.
1. How to keep your man happy
This one really makes me laugh, but I reckon Mr B would laugh even harder. I cynically wrote a post with a title that I was assured would do great with the search engines. It did. I get hits from this every week.
Hmmmmm. Who found me via this? Own up. Bet you were a bit disappointed when you got here hey? I can only assume this is down to my particular hatred of birthdays.
3. Pink vest silver trim Jennifer
It is the Jennifer at the end of this one that REALLY freaks me out. I will be looking over my shoulder when out running from now on. If you are stalking me…STOP IT NOW, I AM ON TO YOU!
4. How to kill your husband and get away with it.
Ok, so I really have no idea how this links up to any of my posts. Honest. Maybe this is why they are watching me?
5. What does Mum of One mean?
No less than five of you found me by asking this question this month alone. I am sorry. Half the time I have no idea what I mean either.
This post was entirely inspired by the most brilliant of bloggers, The Laughing Housewife. She regularly updates us readers on how we may have stumbled across her blog. She is just brilliant. Go follow her now.
I mean it.
Remember I DO know how to kill you and get away with it.
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