The day is nearly upon us.
The day I had hoped would never happen.
I am going off the grid folks.
My faithful, *read knackered* laptop has just about given up the ghost. Along with a few sticky keys I now have a disc drive that tries to swallow everything whole and refuses to regurgitate, a very dodgy space-bar, and occasionally the poor thing gets really heated and it sounds like the whole machine wants to take-off.
My nursing skills, *read minor dusting, stroking, and switching off and on again ad infinitum* are, alas, not enough to heal this poor creature. I have had to call in the professionals.
So tomorrow it is going into hospital *read Mac-Store*. It may take some time. I will thus be reliant on my phone. Sadly I may also be away for a bit and data-roaming sounds like I may need to go without food for a while.
I shall try and check in but alas, I fear I will be off the grid for sometime.
I really hope my baby pulls through and the experts can work their magic.
Feel free to send flowers.
Chocolate also welcome.
Farewell for now.