You brought your baby home this week.
Your head is all a haze.
You’re not quite sure which way is up.
You haven’t slept in days.
They tell you you should breast-feed,
And show you different ways.
Your boobs are sore, your nipples raw.
You haven’t slept in days.
The house is full of dust-mites.
“Who cares?” the family says.
It makes you sneeze and wee a bit.
You haven’t slept in days.
Your clothes now all have milk-stains.
“You’re fabulous,” HE says.
You appreciate the sentiment,
But haven’t slept in days.
You finally left the house today.
Resumed some normal ways.
Turns out your top was inside out.
You haven’t slept in days.
Today your baby smiled at you.
“It’s wind,” the others say.
But you know best and now don’t care,
If you don’t sleep today.
Expat Mammy says
That’s fantastic, your so creative!!!
jbmumofone says
LOL, you are VERY kind 😉 x
Bibsey Mama says
Brilliant poem. And true. It’s a while since I was a new mum, but I have yet to resume ‘normal ways’.
jbmumofone says
Not sure normal is ever the same again! Thanks for popping over x
Older mum says
That was really great! Spot on ….. still nothing turned back to normal!
jbmumofone says
Thank you 🙂
Mummy Plum says
Super poem. Love the fact that leaving the house comes towards the end…so reflective of the fact that it does take an age to get out of the house in those first weeks!
jbmumofone says
Oh, thank you. Much appreciated and thanks for popping over.
Mammasaurus says
Great poem – and so so true!
jbmumofone says
Glad you liked it. May submit for next weeks LoveMummyBlogs 😉
actuallymummy says
Yes! Go for it!
motherventing says
You’re a poet 🙂 Love it. Very clever. And so true *weeps*
jbmumofone says
Cheers me dear
actuallymummy says
Really cute, funny and moving at the same time – could you write a bookload like that? I bet it would sell
jbmumofone says
Ah, you are TOO kind 😉
catparrott says
Ms Whitley would be so proud. x
jbmumofone says
Not really. Maybe if I write one based in Coronation Street?
Notmyyearoff says
I love that!! I’m going to tell my friend to read it. She has a two week old and hasn’t slept in (many) days!! 🙂
jbmumofone says
Oh bless her, tell her to hang in there!
Alexandra says
Brilliant! Sums it up perfectly. You’re very talented
jbmumofone says
Wow, everyone has been so nice. Thank you 🙂
Cathy from Jack'n'Lils says
I love that, very talented :)! Is it wrong that I have an 8 month old and still feel like that? Oh I’d probably dream of sleep if I ever got any!
jbmumofone says
LOL I know the feeling and W is nearly 11 months. Think I maybe should have just called it Ode to a Mum!
Natasha (@LoveInTheNest) says
This is wonderful 🙂 Well done you, clever bunny 😀
jbmumofone says
Thanks honey x
kymmiller says
Super words – smiling in recognition with ‘haven’t slept in days’ which has now led onto, ‘haven’t slept (properly) in years’ 🙂
Kym
jbmumofone says
Aargh poor you! Thanks for popping over 🙂