WOOHOO! I won an award! God, I love an award. And this one has been presented to me by the amazing MOTHER VENTING herself so is even more special. (Not only is she a celeb, has written a fabulous book, but she has celeb mates too. You know that Sharleen from Texas yeah? They’re like that. No really.)
Anyway, without further ado, Here it is…
Isn’t it purdy?
Now this award comes with some rules. Gotta read the rules people.
Rule 1: Reveal seven secret things about yourself.
SEVEN??? I have already divulged my secret love for Jeremy Kyle, Billy Joel and, *whispers,* my teenage crush on one C Hawkes. What more is there to give? I will give it a go.
Rule 2: Nominate fifteen other deserving blogs to receive the award.
Holey moley. Fifteen? This award is a toughie!
Right then. Seven secret things.
- I pick my baby’s nose, a lot.
- I have a phobia of bananas. I CANNOT and HAVE NEVER peeled one.
- I also have a phobia of walking over three drains in a row as I was once told it was unlucky. In fact I used to be able to draw a map of my route to work and could outline every single set of drains on there.
- My geography knowledge is appalling. I am not even sure how many continents there are or what ‘Oceania’ even is.
- My sense of direction is also appalling. I once got lost in Selfridges and took me an hour to find my way out.
- I am a seriously bad driver and only passed my test on my seventh attempt.
- I threw up in the second one. Driving test that is.
Phew!
Related Mum of One posts you may like:
Me-time Schmee-time. AKA The one with Jeremy Kyle.
Mix-tape Monday: Guilty Pleasures. AKA The one with Billy Joel.
Listography: Top Five Famous Folks I Used to Fancy. AKA The one with Chesney Hawkes.
I do look forward to you doing a driving test post one day. Thanks for tagging me. x
LOL, maybe one day!
*phones Sharleen Spiteri from the band Texas* Hi Sharleen? Hi darling! Yeah, yeah I’m good, how are you? Oh great. Well, look I need a favour. Yeah. Could you just actually be my friend? Cos now people think you are. Yeah. And it would be STUPID if you weren’t, right? So, can you? Hello? Hello?
LOL, you are a madwoman
Thanks for the tag! I can’t believe you have never peeled a banana! And I am so with you on the drain thing, it was a big deal when we were at school, everyone we hung around with would purposely avoid three drains. I have loosened up these days but I still avoid them if I can! lol xx
I don’t know WHERE the banana thing came from but even a whiff of them makes me want to retch. Odd eh?
I had a longer little finger nail specifically for picking baby’s boogers and I now dare myself to work straight over 3 drains in a row! Living on the edge me! x
Like guitarists do? Thats so cool!!! You are the coolest Melksham Mum 🙂
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Thanks for the award matey. Had a twisted fascination with picking cradle cap for a while. I disgusted myself.
You are very welcome honey! It’s so strange the things you find yourself doing for your child isn’t it? x
I have a similar banana phobia….which I will also be mentioning in my secrets. Cannot eat one without completely dissecting and investigating it! Ha ha.
Glad it is not just me 🙂