A little word of warning,
For those who do not know.
I’m evil in the morning,
‘Til I’ve had my cup of Joe.
Don’t bother me with questions,
Or stories, or your plans.
I couldn’t give a monkeys,
‘Til that coffee’s in my hands.
I’m normally quite nice you see,
And know this is a flaw.
But bother me on waking and
Be sure to hear me roar.
You have been warned.
Brilliant!! Me too!!
Haha! I am definitely not a morning person.
Michael Cargill says
That’s pretty good actually!
Cup of Joe could be construed as being a bit racist though.
Oh really, gosh I hope not.
Apologies if have been a bit of a dumbass.
I’ve never understood the lure of coffee. It just tastes like burnt tar on my tongue. My daily wake up comes from mugs of hot tea. and has done ever since I was young.
Nice post! 🙂
The Laughing Housewife says
You are very kind
Bibsey Mama says
Brilliant. I have to have my cup of coffee in the morning. I had to wean myself off really slowly when I was pregnant. Love it.
Me too. Blimey, I actually really hated being pregnant sometimes. Or often.
Cat (Yellow Days) says
Ha ha, I’m a tea girl myself but I can totally see where you’re coming from.
I have never met anyone who can consume tea like you can 😉
Know EXACTLY where you are coming from. Can’t talk in the morning till I’ve had my first coffee. I get it from my mum apparently. Great post.
Thanks dude, you are too kind.
Little Miss says
Oh, thank you *blushes*