Overheard: At the Grandparents
Child: Mammy what is this?
Mum: It’s a bacon sandwich.
Child: No what is this? *Points to bacon*.
Mum: It’s bacon.
Child: Mammy who made it?
Mum: Granny made your sandwich.
Child: No Mammy who made the bacon?
Mum: A piggy.
Child: Mammy who made the piggy?
Mum: Another piggy.
Child: But who made that piggy?
Mum: Piggies make baby piggies, who make other piggies and then we eat them.
*DEAFENING silence as we all wait to see where this is going to go next.*
Child: Oh. *Eats sandwich*.
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Haha! Well when you put it like that it does seem a bit strange!
I know! Put me right off mine. 😉
That’s brilliant!! I hope you all had a lovely week. Reckon The Grandparents are lying in a darkened room in recovery this week?
Quite possibly. I would say they are missing the boys desperately though. As am I 🙁
Haha, a last minute reprieve there! 🙂
There was an audible “PHEW”.
That’s you and your mum, isn’t it.
😉
Dammit…how did you know?
This is hilarious. When I realized the whole truth about eating animals, I swore off almost all meat for about seven years when I was a kid. I got over it around age 14 and I now enjoy most meat. Still though, I try not to think about the poor baby piggies that have more piggies and then get eaten.
Thanks for the comment on my blog today!
I know, I will never look at a bacon sandwich in quite the same way! Thanks for stopping by 🙂