“Well I was clucking man. Saw this geezer, blackberry out, city-type, dumbass. Figured I’d ‘ave that, right. Hot as you like though. Couldn’t shift it. Swapped it with my mate for a bag of C. MAJOR stuff mate. Buzzing so high man got woken by the pigs, face down in a field. Got done with possession.”
“Shit man.”
“Shit.”
“Where did you go man?”
“Exeter.”
“Exeter ain’t so bad.”
“Nah, it was right.”
“Just got outta Preston.”
“Preston is awesome man.”
“Yeah, Preston is the shit man. Not like The Isle of Wight. That nick is shit man. But Preston is the shit.”
“What were you in for?”
“Assault. Aggravated.”
“Shit man.”
“So how long have you been veggie man?”
“Three weeks now.”
“Thats awesome man.”
“I know. Just wanna do my bit ya know.”
“Word.”
what an odd conversation!
No kidding! I kept trying to tune them out but just got drawn back in. Two, quite frankly, horrible men…wee bit scary too.
Good grief, it sounds like dialogue from Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrels.
It probably would have done if they hadn’t both had really broad West Country accents! Ooo-ar.
Oh my word LOL
It made for an interesting journey 😉
Is it time to consider driving again?
Nah, will take my chances with the criminals. Safer. 😉
Oh my. At least it made sense until the veggie bit. Still, cars FTW I think, on this evidence.
The veggie bit made me giggle. Very quietly. While I hid my I-phone.
This is why there will always be drug related crime. Prisons are full of drugs. Being sent to prison is not a punishment for a drug addict. It just feeds their addiction and they are surrounded by others in the same situation.
You may be right.