Dear Man in the cafe, I am truly sorry that my son announced "Look Mummy, that man doesn't know that too much food and no exercise makes you fat" whilst staring at you this week. I can only apologise and assure you that if I could have ordered the ground to swallow me up right then and there I would have done so. A hasty exit was my next best alternative so, being possible and all, I opted for this. Yours truly, An embarrassed mother. Dear Little Miss, I love you dearly, I promise, and I do REALLY love to spend time with you, but not at three in the ...
Who is actually a Mum of two, and didn't think her blog name through.