Weird conversations I have had with my pre-schooler this week... (Any insights/interpretation most welcome) Him: Mummy, we need a flower house. Me: What's a flower house? Him: You know, like the one we saw. Me: When love? Where? Him: You know Mummy! The one with the man on the roof and the soft-play. Me: *Blank stare* Him: If Daddy's head gets any bigger we will need a bigger house. Me: Hmmm? Him: But don't worry Mummy it probably won't happen. Me: That's good. Him: Yes, you'll probably die before then. Me: *Blank ...