Dear Folks,
Tonight I made a mistake, for which I am truly sorry. I made the fatal error of beginning to sing/tweet an annoying song. This then put said annoying song into the heads of any poor followers. So, this post is for those poor souls who, like I was, are DESPERATELY TRYING to remember what comes next while at the same time wishing they HAD NEVER READ that tweet. Sorry folks. Here it is and hope it helps…(WARNING: anyone who wasn’t involved LOOK AWAY NOW)
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.
I met a hula mistress somewhere in Waikiki,
Well, she was selling pineapple, playing ukulele,
And when I went to the girl, “Come on and teach me to sway,”
She laughed and whispered to me, “Yes, come tonight to the bay.”
The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai,
Around calypso sarong we’ll all be singing this song.
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.
And down on the shore they gather romance,
She showed me much more, not only to dance.
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.
The lovely beach, in the sky the moon of Kauai,
Around calypso sarong we’ll all be singing this song.
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, shake the tree,
Agadoo-doo-doo, push pineapple, grind coffee,
To the left, to the right, jump up and down and to the knees,
Come and dance every night, sing with the hula melody.
This post is a heartfelt apology to…hope you have got it out of your heads now…oh!?
@motherventing @catparrott @melkshammum @moors_mummy
Wow that song goes on for a lot longer than I remembered! As if there are that many verses!!
I hate you.
😉
LOL…sorry honey
ahhh the memories of the seedy disco songs….if you think thats annoying what about Disco Duck by Rick Dee and his cast of idiots!!
I am not sure I know that one…you may have to sing me a bit…?!!
Brilliant, so glad you found the complete lyrics! It made my evening and for some strange reason I then found myself singing the Spitting Image song – something about sticking a chicken up your nose, flying jumbo jets and then burying your clothes!! (Sorry!)
Holey moley…now that IS justice…jeez WHAT IS THE REST OF IT? Good revenge moors mummy!
and pretend your name is Keith…
Oooh yes…..that rings a bell!
Think it may have been a deck-chair up your nose?
Of course you grind coffee and don’t ripe it!!!!!!
LOL, I was with you though!
I cannot believe you know all the words to that song! Right, I would very much like to sleep now, but it’s not gonna happen is it?? 😉
Nope, are you doing the actions? ….so sorry x
I expect you to perform this at the next blogging event we attend! x
I probably deserve that. Lets hope Cybher aren’t watching! x
Haha, I didn’t see the tweet but I have always wanted to know what the words were on the second line of the chorus! Thanks! x
Oh honey, be thankful you missed It! Hope not stuck in your head too now. I think it is better when you’re not having to make up the missing lines!
ah man now I have it in my head…………………………………
S now it’s pay back time
Hold a chicken in the air
stick a deckchair up your nose
fly a jumbo jet & then bury all your clothes…………… I actually can’t remember the rest
AAARGH ‘La la la’ *covers ears*. Too late. You got me. What on earth is the next line?
…… oh, I wished I had looked away now.
SORRY!
just to put your minds at rest!
CHICKEN SONG – 17/05/1986
3 weeks at #1 – 11 weeks on chart
Its the time of year
Now that Spring is in the air
When those two wet gits with their girly curly hair
Make another song for moronic holidays
That nauseate-ate-ate
In a million different ways
From the shores of Spain
To the coast of Southern France
No matter where you hide
You just can’t escape this dance
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
Paint your left knee green
Then extract your wisdom teeth
Form a string quartet
And pretend your name is Keith
Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Eat a Renault Four with salami in your ears
Casserole your gran
Disembowel yourself with spears
The disco is vibrating
The sound is loud and grating
Its truly nauseating
Let’s do the dance again
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Yes you’ll hear this song in the holiday discos
And there’s no escape in the clubs or in the bars
You would hear this song if you holidayed in Mars
Skin yourself alive
Learn to speak Arapahoe
Climb inside a dog
And behead an eskimo
Now you’ve heard it once
Your brain will spring a leak
And though you hate this song
You’ll be humming it for weeks
Hold a chicken in the air
Stick a deckchair up your nose
Buy a jumbo jet
And then bury all your clothes
La la la la la
La la la la la la la
La la la la la
La la la la la la laaaaaaa
(Thanks Google!!) Enjoy x
OMG *weeps* you are so AWESOME! xxx