Dear Bottom,
I feel that our relationship has changed of late.
We used to be so good together.
I knew that you had my back.
But now, I feel like you are growing away from me.
Slowly but surely.
And as you grow from strength to strength I feel smaller in comparison.
I feel like I am having to carry the weight of this burden.
We weren’t always like this.
Perhaps I have not been giving you enough attention.
Please let’s go back to the way things were.
*Squats*.
Anyone else slightly worried for how April may turn out?
Hehe! I hope your bottom returns to you soon. *squeezes muscles* 😉
Thanks honey, mahahaha
I am very worried. The word ‘squats’ at the end there filled me dread and horror.
Amusing though.
I know, not a pretty sight.
*Lunges*
Bahahaha. I actually love you.
Mahaha 😉
hahaha….love it… If this is where we are by b I’m buckling up for the long journey to z…. 🙂
Hang on in there, it could be a long month!
Ha ha. I am literally in fear of everything since signing up yesterday the A-Z. Talk of squats and lunges has not improved things.
Apologies 😉