A little word of warning, For those who do not know. I'm evil in the morning, 'Til I've had my cup of Joe. Don't bother me with questions, Or stories, or your plans. I couldn't give a monkeys, 'Til that coffee's in my hands. I'm normally quite nice you see, And know this is a flaw. But bother me on waking and Be sure to hear me roar. You have been warned. ...
B is for Bottom
Dear Bottom, I feel that our relationship has changed of late. We used to be so good together. I knew that you had my back. But now, I feel like you are growing away from me. Slowly but surely. And as you grow from strength to strength I feel smaller in comparison. I feel like I am having to carry the weight of this burden. We weren't always like this. Perhaps I have not been giving you enough attention. Please let's go back to the way things were. *Squats*. Anyone else slightly worried for how April may turn out? ...