Dear Bottom, I feel that our relationship has changed of late. We used to be so good together. I knew that you had my back. But now, I feel like you are growing away from me. Slowly but surely. And as you grow from strength to strength I feel smaller in comparison. I feel like I am having to carry the weight of this burden. We weren't always like this. Perhaps I have not been giving you enough attention. Please let's go back to the way things were. *Squats*. Anyone else slightly worried for how April may turn out? ...

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