A little word of warning, For those who do not know. I'm evil in the morning, 'Til I've had my cup of Joe. Don't bother me with questions, Or stories, or your plans. I couldn't give a monkeys, 'Til that coffee's in my hands. I'm normally quite nice you see, And know this is a flaw. But bother me on waking and Be sure to hear me roar. You have been warned. ...