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Situation Vacant

March 2, 2012 By jbmumofone 2 Comments

Job Role:  Assistant Hair Fairy

Location: South West

Salary: 20 loopins per hour plus attractive bonus scheme

 

Due to a sudden rapid increase in workload I now require an assistant to help with my current client.  You will be required to work seven days a week between the hours of 11pm and 6am.  Job security is extremely high in this position as the current client regularly applies various coloured chemicals, and work then starts over.  She really is a gem.

I can see by her look of surprise each morning that the quality of my work does not go unnoticed and for this to continue I am looking for a candidate who will treat this role with the dedication and attention to detail required.

Experience is preferred but not essential.

Only serious candidates need apply.

Please leave your applications below.

 

Madame Bouff, Senior Grey Hair Fairy.

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  1. Katie says

    March 2, 2012 at 09:33

    I’ll send you mine. She’s been far too busy….

    Reply

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