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Dear Blog…

April 29, 2014 By jbmumofone 14 Comments

Dear Blog,

I have not been a very good owner of late and have been neglecting you I know.  I have been thinking about you lots though, promise.

Mostly at 3am.  I do worry though that if I were talk to you then it may end up being cited in divorce proceedings.

But I thought I should let you know that, although neglected, you are not forgotten.

There have been several reasons for my absence.  The first is Insanity.  In a desperate attempt to regain my pre-baby body, *snorts*, I have been LITERALLY working my butt off, several nights a week.  A few months in I am delighted to say I am several inches smaller in the tummy department.  I would be several more so if my fondness for the vino was not quite so strong and if I wasn’t quite so addicted to crisps…and cheese.  Now, just four weeks away from my holiday and still with a stone to lose, I fear I will be spending even more evenings sweating and jumping like a loon around the lounge.  By the time that is done I simply do not have even an ounce of energy left to expend.  It is, truly, insane.

The second, and I fear you are going to be even less happy about this one, is that I am trying to write a book.  I am many, many hours into this, although sadly not many, many chapters in.  Just the two in fact.  JK Rowling needn’t shake in her boots just yet.  But this is consuming a lot of my time and, obviously, has the potential to turn us into MILLIONAIRES so you understand right? *Strokes blog.*  I promise that when we are rich and famous I will relocate you to a much fancier laptop and splash out on an exclusive new design theme just for you.  Promise.

Thirdly, I think the amount of Green Tea I am consuming may have addled my brain of late and I have been unable to think of anything to post here.

Hence, this apology.

Am I forgiven?

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Comments

  1. Michael Cargill says

    April 29, 2014 at 13:54

    No.

    Reply
    • jbmumofone says

      April 29, 2014 at 14:06

      *weeps*

      Reply
      • Mammasaurus says

        April 29, 2014 at 23:16

        *slaps Cargill’s butt*

  2. mummybarrow says

    April 29, 2014 at 14:39

    Oh blogs are very forgiving of us. They are there when we need them and I think sometimes they just enjoy the rest. Your blog is lovely and I am sure it wont mind. Especially if you use it to show off that new butt 🙂

    Reply
    • jbmumofone says

      April 29, 2014 at 20:31

      LOL, will need to lose a few more inches before that happens 😉

      Reply
  3. Otilia (@romanianmum) says

    April 29, 2014 at 20:15

    oh lovely. we understand. good luck with shifting the last stone and with writing the book!

    Reply
    • jbmumofone says

      April 29, 2014 at 20:32

      Thanks honey….I need all the luck I can get with both!

      Reply
  4. Emma (@emvanstone) says

    April 29, 2014 at 20:28

    We’ve missed you! I need to take a leaf out of your book actually, my poor book proposal is feeling very neglected recently….

    Reply
    • jbmumofone says

      April 29, 2014 at 20:34

      Ah thank you. Man, writing is HARD sometimes.

      Reply
  5. Jen Stanbrook (@lovechicliving) says

    April 29, 2014 at 21:14

    How exciting to be writing a book! I am sure the blog forgives you 🙂

    Reply
  6. Mammasaurus says

    April 29, 2014 at 23:15

    You are forgiven – we are all excited about it now!

    Reply
    • jbmumofone says

      May 1, 2014 at 16:19

      It’s about goblins….oo-er.

      Reply
  7. The Ana Mum Diary says

    April 30, 2014 at 09:10

    Awh, blogging is a funny beast isn’t it. Then life just gets in the way… You are most definitely forgiven! 😉

    Reply
    • jbmumofone says

      May 1, 2014 at 16:19

      Thank you *blows kisses at you and glares at Michael Cargill* 😉

      Reply

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