I have not been a very good owner of late and have been neglecting you I know. I have been thinking about you lots though, promise.
Mostly at 3am. I do worry though that if I were talk to you then it may end up being cited in divorce proceedings.
But I thought I should let you know that, although neglected, you are not forgotten.
There have been several reasons for my absence. The first is Insanity. In a desperate attempt to regain my pre-baby body, *snorts*, I have been LITERALLY working my butt off, several nights a week. A few months in I am delighted to say I am several inches smaller in the tummy department. I would be several more so if my fondness for the vino was not quite so strong and if I wasn’t quite so addicted to crisps…and cheese. Now, just four weeks away from my holiday and still with a stone to lose, I fear I will be spending even more evenings sweating and jumping like a loon around the lounge. By the time that is done I simply do not have even an ounce of energy left to expend. It is, truly, insane.
The second, and I fear you are going to be even less happy about this one, is that I am trying to write a book. I am many, many hours into this, although sadly not many, many chapters in. Just the two in fact. JK Rowling needn’t shake in her boots just yet. But this is consuming a lot of my time and, obviously, has the potential to turn us into MILLIONAIRES so you understand right? *Strokes blog.* I promise that when we are rich and famous I will relocate you to a much fancier laptop and splash out on an exclusive new design theme just for you. Promise.
Thirdly, I think the amount of Green Tea I am consuming may have addled my brain of late and I have been unable to think of anything to post here.
Hence, this apology.
Am I forgiven?