Last night I approached with much excitement. Last night I was prepared. I had wine, I had snacks, I even had a fully kitted out sofa bed in front of the TV. At 11pm I marched an asleep Mr B off to bed and settled in. I was excited. I was excited to see how this general election would change the face of the last five years of British politics under Tory (Coalition) rule. And then the BBC exit poll happened. My heart in my mouth I searched #GE2015 and #BBCexitpoll frantically on twitter looking for some solace. For confirmation that it couldn't possibly ...
Dear So and So…
Dear Man in the cafe, I am truly sorry that my son announced "Look Mummy, that man doesn't know that too much food and no exercise makes you fat" whilst staring at you this week. I can only apologise and assure you that if I could have ordered the ground to swallow me up right then and there I would have done so. A hasty exit was my next best alternative so, being possible and all, I opted for this. Yours truly, An embarrassed mother. Dear Little Miss, I love you dearly, I promise, and I do REALLY love to spend time with you, but not at three in the ...
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