WOOHOO! I won an award! God, I love an award. And this one has been presented to me by the amazing MOTHER VENTING herself so is even more special. (Not only is she a celeb, has written a fabulous book, but she has celeb mates too. You know that Sharleen from Texas yeah? They're like that. No really.) Anyway, without further ado, Here it is... Isn't it purdy? Now this award comes with some rules. Gotta read the rules people. Rule 1: Reveal seven secret things about yourself. SEVEN??? I have already divulged my secret love for Jeremy Kyle, Billy Joel and, *whispers,* my ...