So, for those of you who missed it last night, here is a quick round-up of what happened at last nights Eurovision... UK: The Hump gave a lovely, but soon to be forgotten, performance dressed all in black. Hungary: Some leathered up boys sing a dodgy power ballad accompanied by the obligatory 40-something over-enthusiastic keyboard player. Albania: THERE'S A SNAKE ON YOUR CHEST, A SNAKE!!!!! Oh, wait. It's your hair. Lithuania: Love is blind, and also apparently deaf. Would have been so much funnier if everyone left before he took his blindfold off. Bosnia and Herzegovina: ...
Who is actually a Mum of two, and didn't think her blog name through.