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Ode to a New Mum

October 29, 2011 By jbmumofone 27 Comments

Ode to a New Mum

You brought your baby home this week. Your head is all a haze. You're not quite sure which way is up. You haven't slept in days.   They tell you you should breast-feed, And show you different ways. Your boobs are sore, your nipples raw. You haven't slept in days.   The house is full of dust-mites. "Who cares?” the family says. It makes you sneeze and wee a bit. You haven't slept in days.   Your clothes now all have milk-stains. "You're fabulous," HE says. You appreciate the sentiment, But haven't slept in days.   You finally left the ...

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Filed Under: Parenting Tagged With: Babies, Humour, New Mum, No sleep, Poetry

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